I am not Joe










So, as you can tell I am not Joe.

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful
I want you. All the time. No one else.

Blue is the Warmest Colour. (via hefuckin)

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relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

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littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via thatshomosexual)

So this happened at Subway the other day
  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

otherillusions:

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

This

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isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt
My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib death. The horrible thing was that it wasn’t understood. For some unknown reason the baby would stop breathing. So I would sneak into where the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her crib, hold her little finger, and I’d sleep on the floor like that. It was stupid, I’m sure. But I thought the warmth of my hand might help, that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind her to breathe.

Johnny Depp 

image

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And this is why Johnny Depp is an Amazing man

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I will never get over you.

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warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut
I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you.

(via a—failure)

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wreckedteens:

ITS REALLY CUTE WHEN YOU SEE OLD PEOPLE BUYING VALENTINES DAY PRESENTS BUT THEN THERES ALSO A CHANCE THAT OLD MAN IS BUYING A PRESENT FOR HIS DEAD WIFE AND HE PUTS IT ON HER GRAVE EVERY YEAR AND SITS NEXT TO HER GRAVE AND JUST TALKS TO HER LIKE EVERYTHING OKAY AND SPENDS HOURS EVERY DAY REMEMBERING HER AND TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND IMSOBBING

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