I am not Joe










So, as you can tell I am not Joe.

insomniamermaid:

sleepisnotawordiknow:

we-came-here-to-fuckshitup:

wearejohnlocked:

mareeps:

humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid

sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach

ok

Sloths also mistake their own arms for branches and fall to their death

We’re still more stupid than sloths.

(Source: neptunain, via dog-earedpage)

http://supernaturalapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/83388311715/awkward-fallen-angel-delightfullygrimm

awkward-fallen-angel:

delightfullygrimm:

isrealforus:

Watching my favourite tv series or movie:

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this is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen….bless you

rocketpowers:

i wanna know what its like for someone to miss me as much as i miss them

(via imtomatocheeks)

basedgosh:

sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening

(Source: basedgosh, via dog-earedpage)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via dog-earedpage)

allykennedy96:

sharkparkk:

every time i see this i get so jealous

If you ever want me to fall in love with you take me on a date like this
http://meladoodle.com/post/83165313282/my-brother-has-this-crazy-neighbour-and-one-day-he

meladoodle:

My brother has this crazy neighbour and one day he was telling us about this time when he got home from work and his neighbour was like “ooh your cat was outside so I put it back in the cat door and locked the door” so my brother was like what the fuck. And he walked into his house and there were…

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via ilovegreyzanatomyforevercalzona)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via captainlucifer)

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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(via biteme-derekhale)

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewhook, via captainlucifer)

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